Thursday, June 08, 2006

That trillion bucks is beginning to look like money well spent. Yeah boy!

What precision!

Let's just say a little skepticism is merited.

I really have no idea what exactly to believe about this Zarqawi character. And I am certain I will never know a whole lot more than I know now. He was something of a lunatic, by all accounts.

It's a bit of an understatement, but I'll say it: it seemed veerrrry convenient for the Pentagon to make him into something of a terrorist superhero with almost mystical powers. As Chris Floyd put it, he was a "notorious shape-shifter who, according to grainy video evidence, was able to regenerate lost limbs, speak in completely different accents, alter the contours of his bone structure and also suffered an unfortunate binge-and-purge weight problem which caused him to change sizes with almost every appearance."

Billmon has a pretty hilarious take on this:

Over the next few weeks, insiders say, Pentagon Channel executives determined that while the Zarqawi show still had a dedicated following of hardcore fans who would swallow any plot device, no matter how ludicrous, the series no longer made commercial or artistic sense. It was also believed that a spectacular and upbeat finale might lure viewers away from Haditha, the controversial docudrama now airing on the rival Reality Network.

Network sources say the Pentagon Channel is weighing a possible sequel to the Abu Zarqawi Hour, featuring an identical plot but a completely different cast. The network and Zarqawi have permanently severed their relationship, these sources added, due to "irreconcilable creative differences."

Pentagon Channel officials declined to respond to questions about a possible sequel, saying only that "all options are under consideration. Things related and not."

Mr. Zarqawi was unavailable for comment.

Bottom line is this: Score another one for extrajudicial murder. It sure got Alan Dershowitz all hot. But what about the father of the man beheaded by Zarqawi? Is he jumping up and down?
Well, you know, I'm not saying Saddam Hussein was a good man, but he's no worse than George Bush. Saddam Hussein didn't pull the trigger, didn't commit the rapes. Neither did George Bush, but both men are responsible for them under their reigns of terror. I don't buy that.

Iraq did not have al Qaeda in it. Al Qaeda supposedly killed my son. Under Saddam Hussein, no al Qaeda. Under George Bush, al Qaeda. Under Saddam Hussein, relative stability. Under George Bush, instability. Under Saddam Hussein, about 30,000 deaths a year. Under George Bush, about 60,000 deaths a year.

I don't get it. Why is it better to have George Bush be the king of Iraq rather than Saddam Hussein?


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